I then brainstormed to see what jobs I could do from home.
The next day, Monday, one company contacted me and on Wednesday, another company contacted me.
Anyone who's ever received a late night "I want my dick all over your stuff" text knows that sexting is truly an art.
Over the past few years, my income had steadily decreased because of the effects of the recession.
I’m not sure if that owes itself to maturity or to distance, but because I want to put a positive spin on things, I’m going with the latter.
With all this talking going on, and the two of us severely lacking in the sex department thanks to the big ol’ Atlantic Ocean between us, our banter took a sexual turn somewhere along the line.